nobody does panic like chandler bing
This so badly needs a Derek/Stiles reinterpretation, b/c if Chandler is the king of panic then Stiles is definitely the heir apparent.
Like, they’re all hanging out at the loft one night trying to figure out whatever new evil is going after them, and Stiles gets a text from his dad saying WHERE ARE YOU IT IS 1 AM ON A TUESDAY. So Stiles tells everyone he has to go home or else his dad is going to kill him, and he starts to gather up all his papers and research books and shove them into his backpack, and he’s so tired that he forgets no one knows he’s been sleeping with Derek for the past month, so he says “OK, bye, text you when I wake up tomorrow” and leans over and gives Derek a sweet sloppy kiss.
And Derek gives him a look, like HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, and of course when Stiles realizes he’s just outed them he decides to fix it in the worst way possible.
"Bye, Isaac!" (kiss on mouth) "Later, Scott!" (sloppy loud cheek kiss plus noogie), "Always a creepy time, Peter!" (completely closed mouth kiss while wincing.) He doesn’t even try with Lydia, because he knows she would kill him, just sort of gives her an awkward little wave and ignores her "have you gone completely insane" look. And then books it out of the loft as fast as he can.
And of course the minute he leaves they all catch each others eyes and crack up, because they’ve all known for months.